"Very, Very Modestly"
The President's daughter Jenna has written a book that she "very, very modestly" hopes will have the influence of Anne Frank's The Diary of Anne Frank.
Like Jenna, I too find myself tightly bound by humility. Her willingness to reveal her hopes despite her extreme modesty compel me to reveal one of my own hopes: that this blog will have the influence of the Declaration of Independence.
There. I said it. I feel better already. Many of you plaintiff's lawyers simply cannot comprehend the burden of being "very, very modest." Indeed, I felt extreme anxiety for weeks calling this blog "Dayontorts" and took this step only after discovering, much to my dismay, the "Humbleontorts" was not available.
I must admit that I too am overwhelmed with the burden of godly humility like Jenna's and seek deliverance from this back breaking burden that I might bless those about me with the natural arrogance often seen in physicians and other related pompous asses.
Is she the hot one that drinks more than me? Or is she the other one who drinks more than me? Either way, I'm sure the type is large and the book has lots of pictures of sorority parties. I smell a best seller.