David Mills’ Courtoon Caption Contest Winner

David Mills, lawyer and cartoonist,  held a contest to determine the best caption for this cartoon.  The winning caption appears below.

 

I submitted several entries, including "“Yes, I made $4M last year testifying for Ford, but that does not influence my professional judgment," and "demonstrative evidence is essential when proving loss of consortium for the single male."  I also offered this caption from the standpoint of a juror: “He makes more sense than the last three witnesses.”  I did not win, but must confess that the winning caption is much better than any of those I offered.

David has a wonderful gift.  I confess – I am jealous.