It takes a particular type of jerk to project a loogie onto a hamburger that is being served to another person. (I guess you would never do that to a hamburger you intended to eat yourself.) And there is a relatively small subset of jerks who would do this to a police officer who ordered the burger for a late-night meal.
Now, what are the odds that the police officer would sense that something was amiss before eating that burger? Deputy Bylsma from Clark County, Washington did, and when he pulled the top of the bun off his burger he observed a “slimy, clear and white phlegm glob” on the meat patty.
Now, the good deputy had one course of action that comes immediately to mind. He could go into Burger King, identify which of the only two people on the job committed this act, and then proceed to resolve the situation with a good ol’ fashioned ass whipping. But Bylsma was smarter than that.